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I think i read somewhere that one of its purposes is to allow doner stand employees to stand farther away from the machine, apparently so they dont sweat all over your shawarmas.

SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLZ

eyyyo so you totally wanna make spaghetti and meatballs right? yeah me too, so i totally did it.

1lb lean ground beef
1lb italian sauages (i used calabrese sausages)
1lb ground veal
1 box spaghettini
2 eggs
1 cup breadcrumbs
2 cups chopped fresh parsley
3 canned whole tomatoes
2 large onions chopped
5 cloves garlic minced
5 wild mushrooms chopped (optional)
1/2 cup torn fresh basil
2 sprigs of fresh thyme
2 tbsp dryed basil
2 tbsp dryed oregano
1 tbsp paprika (optional)
1 tbsp chili flakes



1. get yourself a nice big bowl because your gonna be mixing a bunch o meats together and set your oven to 400 degrees.

2. take all the meat out of the packages and take the pork out of the sausage casings, add to bowl.

3. throw in the eggs, 1 cup of the parsley, breadcrumbs, 1 tbsp of the basil, oregano and paprika.

4. now make sure your hands are clean because its time to get squishy on this meat.....so begin the sqeezing and mixing of the meat until you feel like its legit mixed.

5. start making them into balls relatively the same size. They should look this kinda



6. put them in the oven for 20-25 minutes

7. time to get started on the sauce for your yumyum meatballz so bust out your TOP CHEF knife skills and chop the shit out of your onions,mushrooms and garlic.

8. heat some olive oil in deep pot and cook your onions till they are nice and mushy, add your garlic and cook for another minute or two.

9. throw in your tomatoes and all the rest of your spices and herbs

10. your meatballs should probably be done now so take them out the oven and begin playing them into the sauce

11. cook for like an hour orrrr let them cook on low for 3 hours, depends what time your sweet dinner party starts.

12. serve the meatballs and sauce over spaghetti with some toasted ciabatta.

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imagine if you had this wonderful little piece of technology to get a bag of Cheetos when you drank 1.5 litres of wine the previous night.

MERCURY POISONING BE CAREFUL KIDS

so i recently read via /twitter.com/pizzalibretto that there has been a large amount mercury poisoning going on toronto from high quality italian tuna!

give their twitter a check and be careful how much tuna you eat.